Autor: Ewa Bozejewicz (ujbozeje_at_cyf-kr.edu.pl)
Data: Thu 22 Jun 1995 - 12:45:16 MET DST
God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates into his office and
says, "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell your people." So,
Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and says, "I have bad news and I
have worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a God. The
worse news is that the world will end in 30 days." Bill Clinton goes on TV
and tells the American people, "I have good news and I have bad news. The
good news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our
lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news is that the world will
end in 30 days." Bill Gates goes to his executive committee and says, "I
have great news and I have fabulous news. The great news is that God thinks
I'm important. The fabulous news is that we don't have to ship Windows 95!
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