Autor: Gregorio Kus (Grego_at_RMnet.IT)
Data: Fri 25 Oct 1996 - 05:49:28 MET DST
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder three influential humans were
yanked up to Heaven: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.
"The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have
one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." With
another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.
Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news,"
he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The bad news
is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and
worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a god after all.
The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world in a week."
Meanwhile, Bill gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good
news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the
three most influential people on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is
we don't have to fix Windows 95."
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