Autor: Gregorio Kus (Grego_at_RMnet.IT)
Data: Wed 20 Dec 1995 - 00:45:53 MET
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> From: Zbigniew Jan Pasek <zbigniew_at_ENGIN.UMICH.EDU>
> Subject: Lighten up!
> To: Gregorio Kus <Grego_at_RMNET.IT>
God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates into his office and
says: "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell your people."
Yeltsin goes to Russian people and says: "I have bad news and I have
worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a God. The worse
news is that the world will end in 30 days."
Bill CLinton goes on TV and tells the American people: "I have good news
and I have bad news. The good news is that the basic family values upon
which we have based uor lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news
is that the would will end in 30 days.
Bill Gates goes back to his executive committee and says: "I have great
news and I have fabulous news: "the great news is that God thinks I am
important. The fabulous news is that we dont' have to ship Windows '95!"
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| |\ \/ /| | Zbigniew J. Pasek
| | \ / | | Department of Mechanical Engineering
| | \/ | | University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
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e-mail: zbigniew_at_engin.umich.edu
www: http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~zbigniew
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-- /---------------------------------------------------------- Gregorio Kus Grego_at_RMnet.it gkus_at_envirolink.org
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