Win98 Source - Joke

Autor: Przemysław Pawełczyk (warpman_at_friko5.onet.pl)
Data: Wed 05 Aug 1998 - 18:49:54 MET DST


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Here it isthe final source for Win98

A little off topic, but worth the giggle

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Windows '98 source code
    /*
   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
   Project: Chicago(tm)
   Projected release-date: Summer 1998
   */

   #include "win3l.h"
   #include "win95.h"
   #include "evenmore.h"
   #include "oldstuff.h"
   #include "billrulz.h"
   #define INSTALL = HARD

   char make prog look big[1600000);

   void main()
    {
   while(!CRASHED)
    {
   display_copyright message();
   display bill_rules_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
    if (first time installation)

   make_50 megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy the_rest_of OS/2();
    hang_system();

    write_something(anything);
    display copyright message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)

    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run windows_3.l();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache() ;

    if (fast cpu ( ) )

    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);

    else
    system memory = open("a:\swp000l.swp", 0 CREATE);

    while(something)

    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    )
    create_general protection_fault();
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