Autor: Przemysław Pawełczyk (warpman_at_friko5.onet.pl)
Data: Wed 05 Aug 1998 - 18:49:54 MET DST
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Here it isthe final source for Win98
A little off topic, but worth the giggle
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Windows '98 source code
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/
#include "win3l.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make prog look big[1600000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright message();
display bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first time installation)
make_50 megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy the_rest_of OS/2();
hang_system();
write_something(anything);
display copyright message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run windows_3.l();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache() ;
if (fast cpu ( ) )
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system memory = open("a:\swp000l.swp", 0 CREATE);
while(something)
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
)
create_general protection_fault();
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============================= OS/2 WARP 4ever
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