> HOW TO BECOME A MUSLIM
1. Grow beard
2. Buy AK-47 (ASG will do, real one can arise suspicions)
3. Buy M65 woodland jacket (#2 and #3 often comes along with Osama Bin Laden
poster, check your local surplus dealer)
4. Buy an assault vest or chest rig and stuff the pouches with fake
explosives
4. Gear up
5. Go to the nearest McDonalds restaurant and enter saying:
ASH-HADU !!! ANLAA !!! ILAHA !!! ILLA !!! ALLAH !!! WA !!! ASH !!! HADU !!!
ANNA !!! MUHAMMADAN !!! ABDUHU !!! WA !!! RASUULUH !!! (or whatever moronic
shit that pops in your head, as long as it sounds moreless alike)
Soon, you`ll be on the way to Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, world`s greatest
muslim camp, where our personnel will give you the opportunity to become a
real muslim.
I mean real.
Original orange jumpsuit free of charge.
Your`s truly
Command Master Chief of Travel Agency
http://www.nsgtmo.navy.mil/
Received on Sat Jun 17 14:40:09 2006
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