Autor: Filozoofil (zbyfek_at_pertus.com.pl)
Data: Mon 03 Apr 2000 - 18:47:18 MET DST
Użytkownik Łukasz Bernat <lukas_at_pce.koszalin.tpnet.pl> w wiadomości do grup
dyskusyjnych napisał:38E8A9D3.959C657B_at_pce.koszalin.tpnet.pl...
> generalnie to
> winMillenium -gowno
> win2k -gowno
> pozostale winy -gowno
> tyle ze win2k to chyba najmniejsze gowno
Ach. Tego wlasnie mi najbardziej brakowalo... Wkleje
Ci tu cos specjalnie dla Ciebie:
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Start Flame
Dear:
[ ] Alleged Primate [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Punk
[ ] Fathead [ ] "Expert" [ ] Irritant
[ ] Psycho [ ] Nut [ ] Wacko
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You're a moron
[ ] You're an imbecile
[ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
[ ] You contributed nothing
[ ] You contributed less than nothing
[ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
[ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
[ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
[ ] You are trolling
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Eat your caps lock key
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance,
preferably the PC you posted from
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
[ ] Stop sucking
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Die
[ ] Go away
[ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
[ ] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
[ ] stop yourself from spamming
[ ] stop your parents from conceiving
[ ] stop your grandparents from conceiving
[ ] stay there
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
[ ] Calm down
[ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
above)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Who cares?
[ ] Fuck yourself
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Never breed
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Eat shit and die
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
End Flame.
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Sam wstaw w odpowiednie miejsca krzyzyki.
ZBF
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