Autor: Gregorio Kus (Grego_at_RMnet.it)
Data: Fri 04 Apr 1997 - 05:00:57 MET DST
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> The Top Five List for March 31, 1997
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> The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult
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>15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
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>14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's...
> Stoli, Mott's...
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>13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
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>12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days
> to the apocalypse.
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>11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
> excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
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>10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
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> 9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do
> stint handing out flowers at airport.
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> 8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's
> "Site of the Day."
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> 7> She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
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> 6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
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> 5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning
> to rescue the true believers.
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> 4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
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> 3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of
> Charles Manson.
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> 2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
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> and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...
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> 1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
> lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute!
> That's Bill Gates!!
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> Today's Runners Up list, "Scientologists",
> can be found at our website: http://www.topfive.com
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