Autor: Gregorio Kus (Grego_at_RMnet.it)
Data: Sat 08 Mar 1997 - 12:01:10 MET
Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be
working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now
exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be 4 or 5 things wrong...have
you tried the light switch?
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Q: How many MicroSoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a
faucet.
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Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft
gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
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Q: How many MicroSoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually change
the bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a previous
test, rest assured that Development is working on a bug fix.
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Q: How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2
PM, and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't
forget to put your name in the upper right hand corner of the light
bulb box.
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Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it
would be for a Mac user.
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Q: How many MicroSoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs
burn out, and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to
make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
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Q: How many MicroSoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry
standard.
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