Re: Najnowszy program Microsoftu - sorry za binary na tej liscie, ale nie moglem sie powstrzymac

Autor: Andrzej Olaczek (andol_at_zr.ita.pwr.wroc.pl)
Data: Tue 18 Feb 1997 - 15:51:06 MET


Ja w rewanzu przesylam kod zrodlowy Windowsa 95.
Zaznaczam, ze jest on wciaz objety scisla tajemnica.
Prosze nie donosic na mnie B. Gatesowi !!!

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Windows '95 Source Code

/*
                        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
                        Project: Chicago(tm)

  Projected release-date:

  Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995

*/

#include
#include
#include
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99281-95 from:
                        William H. Gates III
                            to:
                        Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

  William H. Gates III wrote:
  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
   It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
   _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

                                                Carry on,
                                                        God^H^H^HBill
  "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()

        while(!CRASHED)
        {
                display_copyright_message();
                display_bill_rules_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                if(first_time_installation)
                {
                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                        do_nothing_loop();
                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                        hang_system();
                }
                write_something(anything);
                display_copyright_message();
                do_nothing_loop();
                do_some_stuff();
                if(still_not_crashed)
                {
                        display_copyright_message();
                        do_nothing_loop();
                        basically_run_windows_3.1();
                        do_nothing_loop();
                        do_nothing_loop();
                }
        }

/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99683-95 from:
                        Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
                            to:
                        William H. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
   Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
   will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
   This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

                        Thank you for listening to us,
                            the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  "
*/
/*
        if(still_not_crashed)
        {
                write_cheer();
                finished();
        }
*/
        create_general_protection_fault();



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