Autor: DARIUSZ PILAREK (Dariusz.Pilarek_at_vscht.cz)
Data: Thu 03 Oct 1996 - 20:55:39 MET DST
>
> > Mam problem! Nie moge otworzyc obudowy komputera Carry One.
> >Czy ktos moze mi pomoc?
>
> jezeli uzywasz WINDOWS'95, to musisz sie zaopatrzyc w odpowiedni
> driver 32bitowy do obudowy (znajdziesz go na ftp://box.carry-one.com)
> a po jego zainstalowaniu wystarczy kliknac w odpowiednia ikone
>
Tak a propos, niedawno mi wpadla w rece taka historyjka:
A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: "What's the problems?"
LUser: "There is smoke coming out of the power supply."
Tech: "You'll need a new power supply."
LUser: "No I don't! I just need to change the startup files."
Tech: "Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it."
LUser: "No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to
tell me the command."
10 minutes later, the LUser is still adamant that they are right. The
Tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: "Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but
there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the
problem."
LUser: "I knew it!"
Tech: "Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the
CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes."
10 minutes later.
LUser: "It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking."
Tech: "Well, what version of DOS are you using?"
LUser: "MS-DOS 6.22."
Tech: "That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch
that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes."
1 hour later.
LUser: "I need a new power supply."
Tech: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
LUser: "Well, I rang Microsoft and told him all about what you said,
and he started asking questions about the make of power
supply."
Tech: "Then what did he say?"
LUser: "He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with
NOSMOKE."
-- Dariusz Pilarek pilarekd_at_vscht.cz
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