Autor: Daniel Koc (KOCIO%PLEARN.BITNET_at_plearn.edu.pl)
Data: Thu 07 Mar 1996 - 13:37:39 MET
On Wed, 6 Mar 1996 00:27:57 +0100 Gregorio Kus said:
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>If the answer to any of these points is YES. TAKE A HOLIDAY !!!
>
>Good week
>
>
> YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG...
>
> When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it
> is 16 or 32 bits.
>
> When you are counting objects, you go
> "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
>
> When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
>
> When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and
> come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise
> her for for omitting the "else" clause.
>
> You try to sleep, and think
> sleep(8 * 3600); /* sleep for 8 hours /
>
> When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get
> to the next page.
>
> You pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...
>
> When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the
> floor you want.
>
>
> When not only do you check your email more often than your paper
> mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your
> postal one.
>
> When you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom
> window.
>
> When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're
> doing the math in octal.
>
> When you look for a trash can icon for throwing away garbage.
>
>
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>Gregorio Kus Grego_at_RMnet.it Grego_at_cyberspace.org
>ROMA, Italy http://www.RMnet.it/~grego Grego_at_FreeNet.hut.fi
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