Autor: Gregorio Kus (Grego_at_RMnet.IT)
Data: Sun 26 Nov 1995 - 20:22:27 MET
WINDOWS C CODE
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Auther Unknown...
I have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows 3.11 code and
here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the
next version.
#include
#include
#include
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right or just call it Chic
ago)\n");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand()
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